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Creamware Audio GmbH was a manufacturer of DSP-based sound cards and synthesizers in Siegburg, Germany. These cards are used to create synthesized sounds for audio production in music and other audio environments. The company was founded in 1992 and operated until 2006. In 2007, the company 'Sonic Core' purchased certain Creamware assets and intellectual property.
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{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
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The Torture Club is a Japanese 4-Koma comic strip written by Makoto Fukami and illustrated by Alpha AlfLayla. It was published by Kadokawa Shoten in 4-Koma Nano Ace from April 2011 until the final issue in October 2013, it was then transferred to Young Ace from December 2013 onwards.
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