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The Slavyanka is a river in Leningrad Oblast of Russia. It is a left tributary of the Neva. It is 39 kilometres (24 mi) long, with a drainage basin of 249 square kilometres (96 sq mi).
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Harrison Thomas Clarke is an English professional footballer who plays as a right-back for EFL Championship side Sheffield United on loan from Premier League club Ipswich Town.
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