{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
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